Adhesive minion

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(via damps)

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via asian)

netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than I am

(via crystallized-teardrops)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via automatically)

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

(via automatically)

translesanimefeels:

bitchenwitch:

kumagawa:

A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war

what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?

What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.

(via swarnpert)